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So, after going to Chili's with Mal and fortifying ourselves with margaritas, we went to see TwilightI have concluded that this movie was: 50% long, awkward stares while Kristin Stewart makes her patented orgasm!face; 25% ridiculously spinny shots of scenery (which to be fair was quite pretty -- yay Oregon! -- but I don't think it's best captured ( Read more... )

So, we had exciting adventures of FAIL last night.

First we went to see The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, although we lost Mallory to unknown and possibly sinister events happening to Trevor's car. We got to see the new Harry Potter trailer, which was awesome, especially when Laura and I cracked up at the exact same part, which you can now ( Read more... )

So, I was lurking around Shaksper_random when I discovered this marvelous discussion (and its inspiration here). Basically, the Ninja Replacement Scale evaluates how badly a work of literature needs ninjas in order to be vastly improved, on a scale of 0 (no ninjas needed) to ∞ (everyone needs to be replaced by a ninja, STAT). I'm sure you can see the value of ( Read more... )

I am done writing papers!!!!!

And there was much rejoicing.

Also, I finished reading Dracula! It's actually pretty good, so I would recommend it to the curious. However, I did notice an interesting phenomenon at the end, when our intrepid heroes are preparing to follow the "great Un-Dead" back to his lair ( Read more... )

There's something a little bit ironic about reading Dracula outside during lunch so I can work on my tan.